You're not imagining it.Something's stuck.
The senior picks up. Every time. No account managers, no juniors-in-training.I'm Darren. Nearly 40 years untangling legacy software for banking, healthtech, wealth management, PropTech and the NHS. Epona helps UK SMEs fix what nobody understands anymore, and leaves your team stronger than we found it.
Here's where it usually hurts.
Software Health Check
Five quick questions, then an honest first-look at where you stand. No follow-up unless you ask.
Take the quiz. Book a day. Then keep us close.
Three rungs, each a natural step up. You only commit to the next when you're ready.
- Risk score across legacy, AI, cost
- Plain-English verdict
- Shareable with your co-founder
- One-to-one time with the decision maker / product owner
- Code walkthrough + time with your team
- Written plan delivered within 5 working days
- Costed, sequenced, and honest about trade-offs
- Yours to use, with us, without us, or with someone else
- Flexible monthly time, shaped to you
- Email + Slack, replies within one working day
- Architecture, code review, second opinions
- Monthly rolling, 30 days' notice to cancel
Weeks, not months. Visible, not vapour.
You'll see progress every week. I send a short Friday note: what shipped, what's next, what I'm stuck on. No sprint theatre, no status decks.
"If I can't show you something real by Friday of week two, I'm doing it wrong."
Take the Health Check
Five minutes, no email required. You get a plain-English read on where you stand. If something rings true, you write back and tell us a bit more.
Discovery Day → plan
A full paid day on your problem. We read your code, sit with the decision maker, and leave you with a written plan you can act on, with us, without us, or with someone else.
Read the landscape
We dig into the code, the data, the history. We'll tell you what we find: good, bad and tangled. If you've got in-house devs, they're in the room with us.
Ship the first fix
We pick the highest-leverage thing and build it, pairing with your team where we can, so they own it afterwards. Tested, documented, working.
Keep shipping, or stop
Retainer if there's more to do. Clean handoff if there isn't. Either way your team leaves stronger than we found it.
The kinds of problem we take on. Three shapes.
Real engagements, described by sector rather than client. Different shapes, same through-line: the software ends up better understood, and the in-house team ends up stronger than it started.
The architecture that kept clients from leaving.
The migration that had to be right first time.
The sort of thing colleagues say when you're not in the room.
He doesn't just tell you what a solution should be; he actually builds it as a proof of concept. You always get an honest, real-world view of the challenge.
He is the one to go to if you want to solve problems. A key reference for everybody in the team. Having him in the team means success.
Questions you probably have.
If yours isn't here, email me directly and I'll answer it straight.
Let's untangle it.
Take the quiz, book a call, or just email me. The first two are instant. The third I reply to within a day.